summer afternoon naps mmmhm
“Men lie all the time, but women tell the biggest lies: you ain’t that tall, you got heels on, your face don’t look like that, you got makeup on, your lips aint that big, you had botox, your eyes ain’t that colour, you got them contacts in, your hair ain’t that long, you wearing a weave, your hair ain’t that colour, you dyed it, your tits aint that big you got a wonderbra on, your ass ain’t that big, you got on them j-lo panties, your ass aint that small, you got one of them girdles on.”
